teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
you’re made of up hundreds of thousands of tiny atoms and they all think that you’re gay
[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]
Who took me secret formuler!?
[President Nixon looks crestfallen, as he had been looking forward to a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty for so long that he couldnt help himself and stole the formula. ]
I’m so sorry Eugene, ive hurt you once again
Ya betrayed me for the last time, Nixon. Your beloved country will fall
I can’t fucking breathe
Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.
I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.
Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once
Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime
Just Drop Queen A Line
Queen Is Just Saying
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
Spongebob time cards are solid gold.