do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck
never become a parent
General sex education: if it looks funky don’t put it in your junky
One Woman Shares Her Day Through Google Glass. It Seems Lovely, Until The Horrific End Comes!
We all watched some Google glass ad, and it all looks fabulous! but when one woman decides to share her day through it, it seems great at the beginning, but when the day is over, the worst of all happens. If you’re in an abusive situation, visit the National Domestic Violence Hotline’s website or call at 800-799-7233.
I feel sick omg
this is so real and so so fucking important
|—||Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)|
Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.
We have no evidence of any breach and, like most…
at what age did all my self esteem fall on the floor
girls take guys’ sweatshirts and flaunt them around like they have vanquished an enemy. Please stop telling people you are wearing my sweatshirt, I just want it back. I’m so cold
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you