myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

tasmi:

explodeyfaces:

jizaya:

ask-spitfire:

ask-maredowell:

(MY HEART)

omg OMG

//I actually died.

he put #hugme again for emphasis 

EMPHASIS 

omg :)

lolhellno:

my-rain-day:

lolhellno:

sex is so weird its literally just putting your penis inside someone else’s penis like. what the fuck

i dont think thats how it works

yes it is. ive had so much sex. a lot. like 100 sex

beyonco:

did jay-z call beyonce feyonce after he proposed?

ofpottar:

dyslecix:

tom-bass:

THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING PRONOUNCE GIF

welcome to australia 

its actually spelt aluminum and pronounced ‘ah-loo-mih-numb’bye

circletines:

today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE

I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO WATCH SUPERNATURAL SINCE IT CAME BACK ON I HATE MY LIFE

if you hold a black baby up to your ear you can hear the ocean

legit-humour:

imagine if there were 3 genders

then there would be a whole other gender of people who won’t date me

lolsomeone-actually:

ladurees:

since it’s almost 2013 i made a transparent glittery 2013 you’re welcome

CLASS OF 2013 WOOTWOOT